Business-minded Kids Mugs

Lemonade Stand Becoming Starbucks

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

Frank and Ernie's Lesser Known History. Lemonade. Custer's first stand.

The Birth of the Pyramid Marketing Sales Scam (circa 4,000 BC)

Impatient Oil Drillers LTD.

'It's easy for you to climb the corporate ladder, you just lay your eggs and leave: No need for Maternity Leave!'

Pat My Dog $5

"No, Dad. All this belongs to me right now. I acquired it in a hostile takeover."

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

"But on the bright side, we're holding our own in a 12 trillion dollar economy!"

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

You did a hostile takeover of the corner lemonade stand? Why not? It's operated by Timmy. He's seven. He's a big boy. By seven, I had three ice cream carts. Besides, I made his investors an offer they couldn't refuse. We'll split the six free espressos. Waaaaah!

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"I can't believe you guys would do this for me rather than make me more money."

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

"Hello, sir, I'm Warren, the new employee in the fall guy department, and I look forward to a quick departure after the latest corporate scandal."

Sheila finds a way to supplement her baby-sitting income.

"Go home, you're not part of my target market."

'What's wrong with picking up a couple of bucks on the side?'

"Damn that Higgins! He’s added WiFi."

"Money from the Tooth Fairy, eh? Don't forget to declare capital gains!"

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

Fresh snow cones for sale.

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

'I have to stay in school till I'm 18? -- Is there any chance of a buyout?'

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'

"As your parents, we hate to do this, but we're outsourcing your job to a kid 2 blocks over."

'Yeah, that used to be my place - my sister bought me out.'

Last flowers before Althorp