Business Savvy Kid Mugs

'Yeah, that used to be my place - my sister bought me out.'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'But Dad, all the other kids get a roth IRA as part of their allowance package.'

A child stands behind a stand piled high with snowballs and a sign that reads "Hand-crafted snowballs 25¢".

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

MUM! No one wanted to buy my cowpats

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

'That's my boy...'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

'I hardly expected the federal tapering affect my allowance.'

'My competitor down the street sasses his parents.'

'Is my allowance an unfunded liability?'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'I quit the ice cream stand last year. Now I'm double dipping.'

"How do you make any money?"

Kid sells Acai Berry Juice at stand free trial.

'Dad, I've decided to make some money to supplement my allowance.' 'Good for you. Got a little mowing job?' 'Nope. A tip jar. And oh by the way, 15 to 20 percent is customary.'

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

'Dad, I need to talk to you about my investment portfolio.'

"Winning isn't everything, junior. Making money from product endorsement deals is important too."

"I'm a surrogate birth mother for hire. How do I claim my income?"

LEMONADE 50 CENTS, 'I'm only seven years old -- I don't HAVE a credit rating yet!'

How To Monetize Other Kids' Science Projects

Lemonade and Free Credit Report Stand

Lemonade Stand Becoming Starbucks

Lemonade Stand with Disclaimer: 'No animals were harmed during the making of this lemonade.'

"I got a gold star for having the highest credit score in my class."

'Instead of a birthday card, Dad - Why don't you give me a credit card?'

'Mom, we can expand market share, add a franchise and make a profit if only you'll give me permission to cross the street!'

'He's learning how to maintain a bank account.'

'No business all day - I told you this place needed a website.'

"But I wanted the tooth fairy to leave me generational wealth in a tax-sheltered vehicle!"