Business Upgrade Mugs

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

"We're experienced an extraordinary amount of growth this year."

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

"And with the optional remote you make all these little lights go off and on really quickly." You can have an IT system with all the latest bells and whistles...or you could have one that WORKS

'All those in doubt, raise your eyebrows.'

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

'I thought people were quite receptive to the change seminar.'

'I've moved from being cautiously optimistic to being optimistically cautious.'

"I'll take your request for an office with a sunny spot into consideration."

"Wait -- I have an app that creates a napkin to write the contract terms on."

"The new computer is great, but we can't get rid of the old one. It knows too much."

"I'm a good risk for a business loan because I put 110% effort into my business."

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

"What do you mean, you're planning to float the business...?

'Success in business door' - keep your finger on the button doorbell.

Modular Offices

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

STRIP Hambone: Expensive repair job

'Of course we're a global corporation. We have mail drops throughout the world.'

"Perhaps you're right. Maybe we should upgrade our computer system."

"Our sales have come a long way in a short time."

'Obviously, for Ben's proposal to really take off, he'll need a longer runway than our little company can provide!'

SWOTs

Your start-up team

"Miss Davis, bring me everything we've got on turning a two-bit hole-in-the-wall operation into a multinational juggernaut."

'As you can see, the region is full of investment opportunities.'

'One of these days this will all be yours and by then it should be making a profit.'

Franchising a program