Business Showdown Lover Prints

Spaghetti Eastern

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

Office temperature.

I like you and I like your company!

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

"I need to catch you after the meeting."

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

"At the end of the day, Maureen, wake me up."

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"

"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"

"Now, now, Harrison, we all start somewhere."

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

'Unlike Wall Street, with its strict rules regulating insider trading, 'Love Street' remains un-regulated, and I'm pleases to let you know now, before the official announcement, that the position of Rolf Fusco's girlfriend is open.'

'Good news - we're merging with Mellman's Jelly and Alpine Toast.'

'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'

"How does this sound: 'Single, nearly solvent company seeks relationship with like-minded, prosperous multinational.'"

"Before we review our plans for the next quarter, I thought you all may want to keep in mind a little advice from my advisory panel."

"I hope you've had as much fun training me as I've had being trained."

'He finds it easier to fire people this way.'

'We need two armored cars - one for cash, one for employees.'

'Find some people who can be the people who will be my people that get in touch with their people.'

"Don't worry, son. Daddy's not even on the bus, let alone the next to be thrown under it."

"It's agreed. I'll try to get the best of you and you'll try to get the best of me."

'It certainly didn't take Charlie very long after his promotion to grow an impressive set of claws, did it?'

"He likes to make clients feel important..."

Long Speech Alarm at Company Dinner

'...I mean on the one hand you have a set of avaricious money and status obsessed paper shuffler...'

'Excellent presentation Wilson.'

"I knew I should never have left you in charge of the rubber bands!"

"This is hand speaking. Would you like to slap a message into him?"