Business Bromance Lovers Prints

'Step in here Henshaw, I need a hug'.

"...but the big question is, does the competition know that we don't know what we don't know?"

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Ice Cream And Summer Rentals

'An exxpert team set up a team of special consultants, that then set up a committee whose members asked their 7 year old kids. Now 14 months later they've concluded we're not efficient enough.'

Receptionist covers for boss by saying he's out of the office.

"Has anyone mentioned that you're management now, …… You don't get overtime."

'Last year we increased sales by 100%.'

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

Office temperature.

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

"You'll note that the card isn't signed so my declaration of undying love isn't legally binding!"

'What I don't like about computers is that you can't fire them.'

'If we hadn't outsourced the staff, we could've eaten them.'

Re-Tooling Costs - "Could you be a little more precise than umpteen million?"

High Noon at the O.K. Staff Meeting

"It all looks fine to me."

'He insists on being a part of the corporate pipeline.'

Lord Avariss - Captain of Industry

'Whenever they discuss trickle-down economics, I have to go to the bathroom.'

"However, we're doing rather well, according to uninformed sources."

'I believe in aggressive mergers, Celia.'

'Lateral hires are always told we do things differently here.'

Sharks' Mission Statement

"No need to remind me. I'm well aware that I've forgotten completely about you."

Passions flared. It was like they had some sort of powerful,cross-platform,internal wireless connection going on.

Business Promotion.

"This just in! Due to downsizing, the mega-merger of Consolidated Industries and Humungous Corporation has been changed to a simple bankruptcy."

'One businessman's lunch-on-the-rocks and one businessman's special straight-up.'

"I'm appointing you head of marketing...your first job is to come up with something we can market...and to who??"

"The first chart is pre-Prozac and this chart is post-Prozac ... "

'Edwards... Tamano... this isn't what I had in mind when I sent you two out on the company retreat.'

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

...and if the Chairman rings, find out who he is.

"It's not backstabbing if I tell our boss how lame you are while you're sitting here, is it?"