
"We've met."
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"We've met."
I only root so hard for my time because I hate your team so much.
You were warned about mixed marriages.
Tic-tac-toe
"I need to catch you after the meeting."
"Just being proactive."
Next Wave Collegiate Sports
"You can't quit my bridal fashion business. It says so in the prenup, I man the non-compete agreement!"
"I guess there ain't room in this town for two bonsai specialists."
"Yin and Yankee fan"
"That Melinda Alvarez thinks she's so smart! Well, I've been studying, and I'm gonna teach her a lesson on the test we have today!"
'It soon became obvious, this stranger meant business!'
"Hire him, I want to watch his enthusiasm die."
Fight on the top
'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'
"This company isn't big enough for two anthropomorphic dogs."
'You don't understand, Hartwell -- the handshake WAS your Christmas bonus.'
'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'
Dog tallying his score against the mailman.
"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"
I've just found out our competitors are losing money faster than we are.
'You're useless, Johnson. I like that in a rival.'
When feud becomes best seller! Moby Dick vs Herman Melville!
"Joseph's jealous brother adds bleach to the coat of many colors wash."
'You were never a team player, Thornton.'
The Red Cat: Beagle's About/Plate of Feud/Peer Group.
'Do it again.'
Keepy-uppy with the Joneses.
'It all started over who had the bigger medical file.'
"Nobody realized I was a man to watch until it was too late."
'Identify those with leadership potential. I need to eliminate the competition.'
A dog is angry at cat for drilling holes in his water bowl.
This one is yours!
'The fans are getting impatient. ... Let's give him another minute. If he doesn't come to by then, we'll the brawl without him.'
"This should be hilarious."
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