Business School Graduation Mugs

"First of all, forget everything you learned in obedience school."

Atilla the Hun's Business School

The Genghis Khan School of Business Skills

"My preferred pronoun is they."

Robot Parts $5

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'I have this fear of the real world...'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

Grad School Parent-Teacher Conference

'When I grow up, I want to be a hydraulic engineer...'

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'No Renee, not until you get two degrees, pass a rigorous physical, and beat out thousands of other qualified individuals.'

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Eternal Student.

Reach for the Star.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

"Well if I can't be a cowboy I'll be a lawyer for cowboys."

"I still haven't decided if I want to be unemployed as an English major or as a Communications major."

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

The adoration of the gels.

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Great cruise except the zip lining got flooded."

The MBA Draft

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

"But everyone is befuddled by math."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Unfortunately, your son swallowed a great deal of industrial adhesive. But don't worry: Epoxy can be cured."

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

Woman carries the world.