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'Strange how more comfortable I feel, speaking through a puppet!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'He does.'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"How about a hand."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Ventriloquist Grave