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'Strange how more comfortable I feel, speaking through a puppet!'

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'How are the ventriloquist lessons going?'

"We're a very small international conglomerate."

Leslie Caron.

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Shadow Puppet Bunny Threatened By Shadow Hawk

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

Personally, I was hoping for more from the intermediary process.'

'Here's something that should suit your wooden acting style. How do you fancy playing the lead in Pinocchio?'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

'He does.'

"The food isn't bad, but I don't care much for the floor show!"

"How about a hand."

A Punch and Judy Professor is visited by Death as a puppet.

'Why, I don't exactly know -- how long HAVE we been here, Bobo?'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'I recognize the face ... I just can't pin down the name.'

Silhouette hawk swooping down to catch a silhouette rabbit.

"Hi, kid! Did you watch 'Sesame Street' today?"

Business cartoon showing sales declining so much that they bounce off the floor.

'Here's the CEO - Chief Egotistical Official!'

"I hope I'm not embarrassing you, Elaine... I guess I've always been a fool for love."

"Personally, I of course loved Uncle Clarence, but Mr. Quibbles wants to say a few things."

I'm tired of your games, Al. MY games? look who's talking! The guy with the role-playing hand puppets!

'Oh, I don't have a problem, doc. My friend here has a problem.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

Cheap amusement with... THE HAPPY COUPLE!

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

Finger puppets in church.

"At bonus time, just don't forget where you get your intellectual property."

"You'll regret saying that, I'll get my own back in tomorrow's performance - you'll never work again!"