Business Norms Pillows

Causally dresses interviewee

Dog Dressed to Eat

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"I've been out of the dating scene a long time. Is kissing still a thing?"

"At First Infidelity we're all about integrity...."

"Great coffee, Carole."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"No, no, that’s in a bar, Mr. President — you can talk politics and religion here."

"I know it's our first date and we're at this fancy restaurant and all, but would it be a red flag if I ordered the chicken fingers?"

'I know a lot of wives let themselves go when they're married- but AFTER the reception?'

"Don't make eye-contact, don't make eye-contact..."

"Ya know, boys and girls studying alone like this is strictly forbidden in Iran."

'We can't serve you the businessman's lunch because you don't look the business type.'

'I want a holiday that will impress the neighbours, which country offers most kudos to the Pound?'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

"He appears to be evolving differently to us!"

"Everything I know about being human I learned from animals."

Victorian woman at a bar.

"You've got a tiny piece of ginger in your mustache."

"If being normal is so natural.....why is it such a strain?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Hurry up with that cork!"

"Gentlemen, this has materially changed the way we grease palms."

'-and stop saying 'who's carrying who over the threshold?''

"Sorry, these are saved."

"That's an interesting question, Clint. I don't know if my gun rack is an authentic regionalism or just a macho affectation."

'I pronounce you Wife and Man...'

"I think they want you to leave it outside."

"You mind if I smoke?"

"We've been trying on religion to see if it fits, and it does."

"I'll have my people call your people."