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'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

The Computer Bore

Great Chinese Dynasties

WiFi Signals

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

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"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

"Sorry it's late. I got caught in Spring migration."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'That's where they keep all the money I don't have anymore.'

"I may have been the runt of the litter, but online I'm the alpha dog."

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

Cell phones seem as if they are designed for a T-Rex!

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"After finally discovering that we exist, you would think you would have something more important to ask than if we had Roku."

"You knew I was high maintenance when we met."

The End of Trump?

"That's a new side effect of our mission to keep things together."

The Department of Lessons Learned...

Evolution Solution: Billions of years in the business - We'll guide you through the process, step by step.

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"Our 'Invest in American' program is saving money by buying orange safety cones from China."

'The National Debt just sounds like it's a lot of money because it's such a large number.'

"Come left to course zero two five - whoa - use your turn signal."

Now hiring. You seem very motivated. It's my internal drive!

"I can't wait to feel the full impact."

Euro Discobolus

'It's a retrospective of Bernanke's most obtuse economic jargon...'

"And the tech guy said not to worry if I lost my phone. There's an app for that..."

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit