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Great Chinese Dynasties

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

Davos.

Early attempts at standardising currency.

Euro against the Dollar.

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

The Euro.

The End of Trump?

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Exchange Rate.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Offshore tax havens.

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'The National Debt just sounds like it's a lot of money because it's such a large number.'

Euro Discobolus

Maybe it's time to stop giving our bones to a broker and start burying them in the backyard again.

"I can't wait to feel the full impact."

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

" ... and markets closed lower today on news that markets would close lower today."

"Apparently there's been a slowdown in China."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

Foxconn: Outsourcer Outsources Outsourced...What?

'Makes you feel insignificant, doesn't it?'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit