Economy Nerd Pillows

Great Chinese Dynasties

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'I'd like to explain my ideas for economy within the company.'

'In a surprise move, Greece decided to peg its currency against the Baklava.'

Davos.

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

'They don't want to destroy us. They want to cause just enough damage to lower our bond rating.'

Bank P45's - 'Cashier number 5 please.'

Early attempts at standardising currency.

"Wash your hands after handling these, Miss Utley -- They're toxic securities."

Euro against the Dollar.

". . . We're being sucked into the UK national debt!"

Exchange Rate.

The Euro.

The End of Trump?

"No, unfortunately I won't be raising your debt ceiling."

Offshore tax havens.

Conservatives' Golden Economic Legacy

'I'm important to note we really are trying hard.'

'You realize, of course, Death is the ultimate tax shelter?'

'The National Debt just sounds like it's a lot of money because it's such a large number.'

Euro Discobolus

"I can't wait to feel the full impact."

'We're all wearing them - they were a gift from Warren Buffett.'

'Ms. Clayton, we're counting on you to reverse this trend...'

'He's trying to fine-tune the economy again.'

'Two new NBA franchises: The 'Wall Street Bulls' and the 'Main street bears'.'

Exotic Insects Arrive in England with Imported Fruit

'Great speech on the future of the economy. You said nothing with great conviction.'

"The government's finance settlement is coming out really late this year!"