"Since past performance doesn't guarantee future results I suppose it's conceivable you're correct."
Business Logic Lover T-Shirts
Dress your business logic lover in a t-shirt that shows off their analytical edge. Our clever slogans and designs make a fun statement and are perfect for casual days at work or weekends.
'You may now turn over your paper and begin.' - 'Sir!' - 'Yes?' - 'What is it?' - 'I think Train 'A' and Train 'B' might be going to crash!'
'Einstein, the children are getting too complex for me.'
'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'
Thinking Gears
'How can we believe anything when we can disprove everything?'
'Here's MY information highway!'
"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."
'According to creation mathematicians, all of Euclid's theories were originally found etched into rocks.'
A Major Refresher Course is in Order.
When Engineers Crack.
'Have you no common scents?!'
"This just in: one of us always tells lies; the other always tells the truth. Who's who? Stay tuned."
'Upgrades? Yes, we've programmed it to excrete a few drops of water if it should lose a chess match. You know - tears.'
How to get from A to Z. Right brain versus left brain.
Staff Yearbook
The little engine that could delegate.
"Well, I'm studying mathematics and I'm sure that's tougher than math."
Illogic Tree
Skeptic: Critical Thinking, Facts, Debunking.
"Yo, this should be a two."
'Stevens, get in here. I need a few minutes with the left side of your brain.'
'All cats have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a cat.'
'Check with legal and find out -- maybe we're a non-profit.'
Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'
Professor of Fuzzy Logic.
Oz Debating Society. You can't refute everything I say just by call it a "straw man" argument.
"That's ridiculous. A red nose wouldn't work as a GPS system."
"Oh my God, help! Is there a logician on board?!"
"Let's see now: All dogs have four legs. I have four legs. Therefore, I am a dog."
"I'm Kurt... this brochure will explain the rest."
"The problem with your reasoned solutions is they don't fit my preconceived notions of the problems."
"11th Grade Math for Nincompoops"
Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.
'Occam's famed tool of parsimony.'
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