Business Growth Advocate Gifts

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'It seems every time my business grows so does my paperwork!'

'And I'm happy to say, that since the merger...'

"Remember Mr. Cockbundle is not just a 'customer', he is an important source of valuable and readily marketable data."

"You're not the same pupa you were when we first met."

Upward Progress

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

One man's obstacle is another man's stepping stone.

"Why do you always assume I'm going down?"

“I know you’re really busy right now, but when you have a chance I’d love to pick your brain about how you got to where you are today.”

Building a company.

'Gentlemen-the sweets smell of success!'

'Gentlemen we need more growth.'

'I wanted you in a position where I felt you could grow.'

"Getting good grades isn't enough, son. You also need to bring in new clients."

'Well, yes I can see there's definitely potential for growth.'

"Graphs are like EKGs, they show the health of a company."

'She's attending a 'confidence empowerment' seminar, to have her aura recharged.'

'It's a growth industry' (tulips from Amsterdam).

"You're going to create the same problems on the way down as you created on the way up."

'Though we must innovate, and though we must grow, we must never lose sight of our core mediocrities.'

If we reproduce fast enough, we'll outnumber everybody and take over the petri dish! Divide and conquer, eh?

'Let's put that nasty word out 'plummet' of our minds.'

'I've put the business up for sale.'

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

MADE IN CANADA "Buy Canadian"..."Eh!"

Growth vs Sustainability.

'We owe the sharp increase in our stock price to leveraging the Internet to create a global footprint. Of course, some creative accounting helped.'

"I work with start-up tech companies that are in the idea stage and help them mature into full-blown concepts!"

'If we let this happen, soon we'll be swamped in chain stores.'

'I want go-getters, not people who are satisfied with the status quo!'

"I realize I used to suck, but hey, it's never too late to give back."

'You don't have to embrace social media for your business, but you should at least shake hands with it.'

"I'm working on myself right now."