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"That's because supply exceeds demand."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"I don't like the look of this."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

Weather forecast.

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Cost of Terror.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

Low rates!

"If you hadn't lost everything, I would recommend that you buy now."

"The dotted line is my self-esteem."

"Do you really want to know?"

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

'Having conducted a comprehensive review of your business strategy and financial forecasts...'

"Your forecast. . . It was exactly right. It's like you have sixth sense."

"Don't worry, sir. There's plenty of time to recover if there's a fifth quarter this year."

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