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"That's because supply exceeds demand."

"I'll show you our growth projections but only if you promise not to snicker."

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Businessman in suit on beach with financial report and eyes cut out viewing impending storm.

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

"I don't like the look of this."

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

"Bad news on Wall Street today, as the bottom fell out of the market, the sides collapsed, and the top blew away."

'Look, dear, they offer cloud storage for optimistic economic projections...it's called Cloud 9.'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Well they often get it wrong.'

'These are tough times for wall street tycoons...the best we can do is laugh half-way to the banks.'

Recycling bin for 'short term business plans'

"And these projections are based solidly on hope, crossed fingers, and fear."

My department will NOT take the blame for that lousy quarter...we were ALL hibernating!

"I predict six more weeks of winter...But I'm sure we'll tough it out."

Never mind spring. What do you predict for the economy?

'I wonder if I can increase its range?'

Weather forecast.

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

Cost of Terror.

'I'm beginning to worry -- everything I've got is tied up in investment newsletters!'

With uncertainty over what happens after Brexit we can't trust to our traditional forecast models..."

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

Easy street ends.

"Do you really want to know?"

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"The dotted line is my self-esteem."

"If you hadn't lost everything, I would recommend that you buy now."

'Having conducted a comprehensive review of your business strategy and financial forecasts...'

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