Business Enhancer Prints

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"Expense account or regular?"

Ego Increasing School

"I see a beautiful future ahead for you in the private sector."

"It's called a treadmill workstation, not a stationary rat race."

"What do you have that's bigger than 'king'?"

"That's enough rope-a-doping Henderson!"

Don't be afraid of criticism. Openly ask for feedback so you can improve service.

Portfolio

"Yes, we're the company with a heart, but we also have a mean upper-cut."

"Supersize me."

Brenda tests to see if Karl can truly handle the low points of living together.

Test dummies holding 'Kama Sutra For Dummies' manual.

"Please visit our website and tell us about your experience with this sale. You can win a gift card good for a free glass of lemonade."

'Freelancing might be a viable option.'

'Well, what seems to be the problem?'

Institute (brain).

'I can finance your conversion to digital, but you'll owe me your soul.'

One-man Operation, Inc: 'Who's in charge here!'

"Does our improvement really need to be so continuous?"

Sex Shop

"I can't see the POINT of all this emphasis on 'customer care'!"

'It's my wife's reminder to put the toilet seat down.'

"Give a man a fish, and he eats for a day. Teach a man to fish, and you no longer own him."

Botox injections

"Business is slowing down -- I'll have to lay you off till next summer vacation."

Moses and the Screenwriter: 'Accurate-Shmaccurate...if you want this story to sell, it needs some punching up.'

'Geoff will go to any lengths to track down exactly what the customer needs.'

"We need more video-tutorials to help us reach the high notes."

"I have a plan to make this the most efficient, well-run auto parts shop in the country!"

'I'm flattered by your imitation, unless you just want to be taller than me.'