Business Dynamics Debater Pillows

"I absolutely refuse to be surrounded by yes men, do I make myself perfectly clear?"

"Another job well done by your conflict resolution specialist."

'AT&T? I'm letting you go. I'm down-sizing too!'

Horse statue throws off rider.

"Your credentials are impressive, Carter but... quite frankly, Mr. Biggles doesn't seem to like you."

"Maybe the unseen hand of the market will change the diaper."

'I'm looking for an assistant who knows my job, can do my job, but has no interest in having my job.'

"Objection! Pummelling the witness."

Donald Trump

"If you're wondering why you've been chosen 'Employee of the week,' it's because your work load is about to increase, while your pay remains the same."

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

"Yes, Robert. Reasonable people can have different interpretations of things, but not this thing."

"Of course, that's just my opinion. If you want my professional opinion it will cost you."

"Profits. Good thing or the greatest thing?"

"The problem with capitalism is the unequal sharing of wealth. The problem with socialism is the equal sharing of wealth..."

"I'm worried. We're small enough to fail, but not big enough to be bailed out!"

Arrogant junior barrister

Yin and Yang VPs.

"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"

Got Rationality?

"I want to forewarn you—tonight's topic seems to be phallocentrism, and Jessica is in a take-no-prisoners mood."

The Department of People waiting for Something to Happen...

"Corporate thinks it's time we updated our motivational strategies."

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

Yellow Vests

"You're nobody's fool but you're not too smart for you own good, either."

"The change management consultant wants to move the meeting."

"Tell the Greeks austerity is necessary to finance our campaign to explain why austerity is necessary."

'There's a conglomerate of malcontents here to see you, sir.'

Jeremy Corbyn

'You'll be very happy here...I know I am!'

'They profiled me just because I'm a bank robber!'