Business Administrator Gifts

"Elvis imitators from that universe where Elvis was dull, had an M.B.A., and couldn't sing."

'I'm sorry but I'm afraid the corporation is going in a different direction.'

"Welcome to the Small Business Administration."

The moment Frank realized his MBA really wasn't worth it.

"This is for business administration, this is for economics, and this one is for just showing up for class."

The word going around is that the business administration graduates are hiring the engineering graduates.

'Don't we have anyone who took business administration?'

"Do you think we'll ever make more?"

"It's none in favor and five opposed. As chair I'll have to break the impasse. The motion passes."

'What bothers me about these meetings is even though it's work, I have the nagging feeling I ought to leave and get back to work.'

'I hope you're not threatened by powerful women, because you're fired.'

'If I had to use one word to describe our strategy.'

'Surely you wouldn't want me to laugh at your joke if I didn't think it was funny!'

"Forget five-year plans. Let's just figure out how to make it to lunch."

A paperwork machine spews endless paperwork

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

Whats ticking away in YOUR filing system?

'Now that I have your attention...'

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

'We invest so much money in training staff...it's a mystery to me why businesses would risk losing them.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

"These projections don't make sparkles shoot out my ass."

"On a more positive note the guidance we’ve published on the services we can’t provide is published in 37 different languages."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

"You've got to fill in these forms to join the 'How to reduce bureaucracy' seminar."

'We've set the bar quite high at this company. It helps us control bonuses.'

"We need to make some cuts. We'll start with integrity, accountability, openness, and transparency."

'I'll be late for dinner, dear. I'm up to my neck in paperwork.'

"Well, ordinary men have colleagues. Successful men have victims."

"Here's what I'm gonna do."

"I'm afraid 'It's a surprise', doesn't cut it as a growth strategy."