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'Bad news, Chief! While celebrating being number 1, we dropped to number 4!'

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

A fight in the Boardroom.

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Brian was very proud of his dog.

'This is a 'placebo' line. It serves no purpose but it makes us feel good.'

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

'No, it's not really good - that's our lawsuits-to-earnings ratio.'

"Remember...when the going gets tough...DELEGATE!"

Sales chart is buildings in background.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

"We have an acronym!"

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Wow! I never thought it would actually WORK!'

'You'll be happy to see that I've finally managed to turn things around.'

Robots In The Boardroom

'I can't believe I didn't get that promotion. So many people have passed me by I feel like a road sign on the highway to success.'

My brilliant career

"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

'Before we starnt, has everyone shed their moral baggage?'

'I had to overcome stereotypical misunderstandings about who makes a good leader.'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

'Ideas.com' desk with a 'come' tray and a 'gone' tray.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

Win - win

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"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."