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"They've agreed to the merger, the sticking point is who is swallowing who?"

Pork Bellies.

'Could this mean that we're finally profitable?'

'If I may say so, business is booming.'

"Great News - we've secured an MOD contract to supply the Falklands Defence Force!"

'But I don't want to give you the impression that there was some kind of magic formula for my success.'

Executive has both his first dollar and the guy who gave it to him framed on the wall.

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Miracles happen, gentlemen, but they don't come cheap."

Large Dollar Sign Office Block

Or as I prefer to call it, the 'feel-good' factor.

"You've proven your worth a hundred times over. Let's try for a thousand."

'We're finding out that those 'wrongs' we made 'right' were actually right after all.'

"I wasn't the smartest guy in the room, but I was the loudest."

"This could be the year someone actually goes up there."

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

"I'm telling you, she's the best in her field."

Business is off the chart.

Soaring Profits

Win - win

GCSEs

The rope to success.

Boom

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

"One day, I'll be the first woman!"

Business Target

Pipe Smoker of the Year Awards.

"The good news is we've used up all our bad ideas."

Achiever: An illustration of how many thoughts she can have in a split second, while still listening to him.

We Made a Fortune! 'That's good enough for me. I don't really need the specifics...'

"Oh, I can't complain"

First Prize!

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

'I had a great year and I wasn't even trying.'