Burnt Food Fixer Mugs

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

"Yeah, but that one's a little bit hard to reach."

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

"Whoa. There's a huge crack down here." "Tell me about it."

'It's supposed to look and smell greasy.'

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

'My hero!'

"There's no point in our being friends if you won't let me fix you."

A woman repairs a broken heart.

Misread tsp as tbsp.

Cyber disease.

First Responders - Second Responders.

"Dad, I'll assemble yours if you assemble mine."

'They can be a real menace at this time of year.'

'Freezer is on the blink.'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

"Tell Santa that Rudolph's check engine light is on."

'Look, Doctor. I just want him cured. I'm not interested in what's wrong with him, so skip the lab work."

'I think the 'burn and serve' rolls are done.'

"That's really great , but what do you do if you want to remove the nail?"

'When you're done fixing the furnace, could you gather up these Demons From Hell that escaped?'

Clockdown

'It's our last resort.'

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

Cardiology

"We'll get that infected tear duct fixed up in no time."

'I guess it's official now. No one in this town actually makes anything anymore.'

Despite being dumped by his girlfriend on Christmas Eve, Norman still found a way to pull the crackers despite her absence.

'Better lay an extra place for the fireman, dear!'

'It says right here in the ingredients, 'this product contains no yucky stuff'.'

'Oh no, freezer's on the blink again!'