Burnt Cuisine Aficionado Prints

"Darling? When you said, 'they had a fire damage sale at the grocery store'..."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

"When you say that love is in the air, you're referring to the smells from the food trucks, right?"

Sausages.

"Vindaloo hot enough?"

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'The TZ90C with triple boosted propane burners and a titanium mesh grill with carbon fibre casings is the only way to guarantee that genuine back to nature outdoor flavour.'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

Kentucky Fried Horse

"Hickory smoke—that's what gives it that hearty Western flavor."

"So, I went into this fancy new butcher shop and they were selling ostrich of all things!"

'New Barbeque.'

*=Hotdog

Roadkill Restaurant

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Griller highlights never gets old

"The insect menu is very popular nowadays."

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Served "giant claw" style.

'Is it still edible?'

"I've been practicing my sad puppy dog eyes for times like this."

A man bar-b-queing pantless says 'Get yer buns ready!'

'I'm sorry... The President has declined your request for mercy, Mr Fekelson...'

'He still has that 'new husband smell'.'

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

"Oh, it's been a great Bar-B-Que, but it's late and I just wish that everyone would go home."

'That must be a television FIRST - Jamie Oliver burning the roast!'

'Before I bring it in,darling-don't forget you married JANIE Oliver and not Jamie!'

'I think the 'burn and serve' rolls are done.'

"Play around with these figures, Harry. I've given you the total I want them to add up to."

'On second thoughts I think I'll have salad.'