Burnout Awareness Promoter Gifts

"Well, all the symptoms of just another typical case of burnout, I'm afraid."

A female patient in an exam room sees a sign that reads, 'Break glass in case of physician burnout'

IN box...OUT is wastepaper basket on fire.

Another day at work would be one too many...

"They've hiked up our targets again...I'm going to have to put in some overtime to have any chance of meeting them!"

Man running in a hamster wheel

I've been working 20 hours a day. Well, that leaves you four hours to get to work.

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

"I think that might have been one deadline too many for Tim!"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"Now we'll just need a vaccine for soul-destroying expectations, crushing workloads and the debilitating effects of 28-hour days..."

Exhausted employee

'The trouble with success is that the formula is the same for a nervous breakdown.'

"I don't think we can put off dealing with 'presenteeism' any longer."

Pre-vacation-burn-out radiology reports.

'My work-lifestyle balance is shot, I'm either working or I'm dead!'

Doctor sleeps in a patients bed.

"I don't know about you, but I don't like being a high school guidance counselor."

"I don’t understand why they aren’t happy, we give them challenging, demanding work and let them do it 80 hours a week!"

"Marie, forward all my calls – I’m working on an ulcer from home today."

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

"There are 168 hours in as week and I work 184."

'What can I say, Carol... I'm whelmed.'

"I'm burned out on fetching. I'm thinking of changing careers."

'No, Stanworth, feeling sick of your job does not qualify you for sick leave.'

'My life is around here somewhere.'

"It's the worst part of working here...spending so much time with people at the end of their tether, ill, stressed, desperate for help..."

"Sorry I'm late again, boss. I got held up in self-doubt and regrets."

When you are most likely to be stabbed in the back

"Ironically, I think I'm experiencing job burn out!"

'Did you finish the business plan and out look for the next five years?'

'I'm thinking of having a gastric band fitted to my cigarettes.'

'You can stop worrying about job burnout.'

Tedium Tours.

"I think you misunderstood our new work from home policy-- you work eight hours here at the office, then you get to take your work home with you."