Burn Survivor Prints

Barbeque Casualty.

"Tommy!"

Gary turns 40.

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

'Time for your pills.'

"Hmmm ... perhaps a pinot noir less spilly?"

'Whatever happened to 'Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.''

"Oh no! This chimney needs re-pointing."

Tourist in the desert

"Daddy's taking him to the woodshed, again!"

'I won't let global warming change my lifestyle.'

'Honey's a real problem for me. Whenever I try to cut back, I just end up binging on campers.'

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

Sporting maladies.

"I see you do all your own stunts."

'Damn! I was saving that for a rainy day!'

"Next year I'm planting rice instead of potatoes"

'You've got a broken finger.'

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Don't come crying to me, son. I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you stayed out in the sun all day.'

"How's your lowrider blog going?"

The corner that Spring's around

"I tweeted yesterday. 'Sleep with your windows open'. It was liked and shared by 2000 mosquitos."

'The hospital food was terrible, but the savings were substantial.'

'It's an old baseball injury.'

'I'll soon have you in stitches but it's no laughing matter.'

Flood-stricken woman saves goldfish

"You owe your life to that dog. He pulled you to safety. Unfortunately, there's still no sign of the dog ??" or your arm."

'I'll be able to play the piano in 2 days? Well I couldn't before the accident!'

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

'This is a fine time to think we should have bought a houseboat!'

Man digging a path to his dog's kennel through the snow.

First Shot Discus Thrower

'Hot enough for you?'

Coffee cup lids that don't fit properly and then dribble dwon the front of your best outfit just before the big meeting.