Burlesque Artist Mugs

Strippers Dressing Room

''Yeah, mine's a rescue dog too.''

"Bruh, that is some SERIOUS kazoo."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

'It's okay, there's a trampoline under the snow.'

Balloon drip.

Feeding of a giraffe with the use of a balloon.

A mime and his pet parrot talk to one another.

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

Balloon dog poos.

"What do you mean you can't stand to be touched?"

"I'd like to have a word with you about this spirit animal."

The Stripper

'Will you marry me, Gloria?'

On Champagne: 'Nobody knows the bubbles I've seen.'

'I play an evolving character, In the second act, I'm a piece of pie,'

Sailor boy

Clown's In and Out Trays.

"Sorry. My phone is on vibrate."

'Sheep striptease'.

"Balloon animals $5.00"

"I just can't seem to get a decent support bra anywhere"

"You were right, Bob! It IS the length of the pendulum, not the mass."

"More helium."

"Support the head."

'Help!'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Missing you.

'I'm hereby giving my two week notice and taking my last two weeks of vacation. I could use a positive reference. Thanks.'

"Do you mind?"

Clown walking his balloon dog.

Pottery Slam

'Next time your kid has a party, blow up the balloons with an airpump!'

The Four Flying Flynns...

"Welcome to Trapeze Talent Inc. If you'd like us to catch you, fill out this form, and we'll get back to you if we're interested."