Burlesque Fan Mugs

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

'Sheep striptease'.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Check it out! The big Comic-Con starts this week!"

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

The Stripper

Circus

Masquerade

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Finesse fishing

I know! How about I take out the trash? Clean the basement? Re-tile the bathroom? Take you to the ballet? Ok. Ok. I'll have "the talk" with Teddy.

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

"Do you mind?"

Leonard Nimoy

South Pork

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

Three women dancing

"I keep seeing red flags."

Butterfly Woman

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

Dirty Grazing.

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

Manga study #2

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Three Little Maids from School, The Mikado

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Fiddler on the Roof - Performed by Miss Parsons Finishing School