Burlesque Fan Mugs

News of the Day - History, reviewed and corrected by the operatta - 'Come on! Two Chilperies and Agamemnon!

'Sheep striptease'.

Pirate boy reciting the alphabet

"I’ve settled comfortably into middle-age while Barry has settled comfortably into Middle Earth."

"Nice try, but I know a squirrel in a bird suit when I see one."

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

The Stripper

Circus

Masquerade

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

Finesse fishing

'You showbiz types can never make intelligent conversation!'

"Do you mind?"

Ballerina Boxer,"She's going for a win on pointes."

Butterfly Woman

"I keep seeing red flags."

Three women dancing

'I don't know much about Ballet but I like watching men in tights.'

'Your puppet is suing you for harassment.'

A giant hand reaches for a swimming woman

'Over on stage number two is the lovely, succulent, Misty Flatulence!'

Wizards Convention: Please Leave Hats Here.

Manga study #2

Dirty Grazing.

Three Little Maids from School, The Mikado

Sheep has it's fur shorn into a tutu.

'Can you assure my son that you only use vegetarian sausages?'

Octopus Shadow Puppets

"Being a sugar plum fairy doesn't mean sticking to a diet of sugar plums!"