Burger Challenge Fanatic Pillows

"Well, I'm the company sports champion! During the lunch break I ate more hamburgers than any other colleague!"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

Einstein develops his theories that time is relative while ordering at a fast food restaurant.

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Competitive Eating Competition Competitive Vomiting Competition,

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

Nutrition-Free Diet

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

Sisyphus Sawyer

Ginger's bakery: Our Cookies Snap!

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Dave's Hamburger Shop

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

'As a romantic guy, nature always makes me thoughtful. Right now, I think about fast-food restaurant stocks.'

The mission: Impossible burger.

'I was like you once, full of ambition! AND LOOK WHERE IT GOT MEEE!'

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