Burger And Fries Fan Mugs

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

A boy who loves cows/burgers

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Sisyphus Sawyer

'The two-pounds-burger menu includes chips, a large drink and an arteriosclerosis treatment.'

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

Sisyphus Pizza

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'