Burger And Fries Fan Prints

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

If a bunch of crazy red headed clowns come out that door...Run like you've never ran before!

'Don't order the Super Duper Jumbo Special.'

Burger Queen: The Patriarchy is Dead.

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Two burgers, two fries, two martinis—and we'll have those to go."

"Five hamburgers with buns, three hamburgers without buns and two buns, without hamburgers."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"Okay - who wants theirs well done?"

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"He says that when he had a vegetable salad as an appetizer, he can now have burgers, pizza and Coke as a reward."

'The Brothers of the Order of Saint Orson, patron saint of fried foods'

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'How can he be depressed when all he eats are Happy Meals?'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

Nutrition-Free Diet

'A HAMBURGER?.. really?.. I took you for the WEENIE type!'

'A Quarter-Tonner, please.'

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

"Look out, Luke Grasswalker! Irascibility leads to the dark side of the force. . . right into a hamburger bun."

A boy who loves cows/burgers

The miracle of 2-for-1 pizza.

Sisyphus Sawyer

"Bob, you're just not selling me on you essential hamburgerness."

'The two-pounds-burger menu includes chips, a large drink and an arteriosclerosis treatment.'

'You'll love this, it has no nutritional value.'

'I am the ghost of Christmas future...with fries!'

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'