Bureaucratic Process Escapist T-Shirts

Committee Room this way.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

Clock watcher

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

'I've got a board meeting!'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"

A usual day.

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"You're in cubicle 1,962. If you get lost in there, I'll send a drone in to guide you."

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

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