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"Welcome aboard. We have no government, so there are no taxes."

"Clear my schedule for the next five minutes. I feel the need for some spontaneous frivolity."

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'The the President we've gone surfin', surfin' U,S,A,'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

Just don't let the old man get you down.

Stress

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

'I hear they're letting you go. Your family must have paid the ransom.'

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Quit daydreaming and get back to work."

That very night in Frank's office a forest grew.

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

Friday 5.30pm.

Imagine there's no office...

'Something tells me asking him to delay his retirement may be futile.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

Dreaming of Holidays.

"I think it's important to have a hobby outside of work...mine is eating chocolate."

Cut and Run

Man running from desk: 'I can't seem to get away from my work lately.'

"FREEDOM!!!"

Man Looking Through Window

"I take it you're not heartbroken to be leaving the firm!"

"Fielder, did you punch out?"

'... But of course, if there's something more interesting outside.'

'I'm married to my job, and now it wants a trial separation!'

'Harland has never been away from his Blackberry this long.'

'...I don't want people to get the impression that I'm so passionate about my work that I'll be taking it with me!...'

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'