Bureaucratic Process Escapist Pillows

Committee Room this way.

"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

'I have much less stress since I replaced my in box with a paper shredder.'

"Bill's a little upset. The boss just chewed him out."

'Fred's Office Supply? I'd like to order a dozen more desk bins and a step-ladder please.'

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

"What's the problem? We told you when you started you'd have to make some sacrifices."

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Workaholic on holiday

I hate sitting in traffic jams. - 'Move it! I need to get work.' - 'I hate sitting at my desk.' -

Forms I cannot deal with / Forms I will not deal with

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

Whiskers realized he'd grown tired of the rat race.

"Cubicle 311 is our 'cultural oasis'."

"Lisa, bring out the Alistair Cheng files and an iced mochaccino, if you will, please."

'Walter, stop fantasizing and get back to your desk.'

'Welcome aboard, Bob. Your job is to figure out what the hell happened here.'

Next, I recall looking down at myself and thinking, God, what a drama queen.

'I'm playing 18 floors.'

'My phone number, Social Security number and Zip Code, just to buy gum? They didn't ask me that many questions when I joined the army.'

"Where do you see yourself getting drunk in five years?"

"Then I wake up, the cheering has stopped, I have three kids, and I work in a cubicle."

Clock watcher

'Now, dear, I spent 35 years pretending to look busy. I can't just quit overnight!'

'When I wake up, remind me to give you a few tips on how to make your presentations a little more dynamic.'

'Hold my calls. I'm going out for a random walk.'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

A usual day.

"I was running through the hallways and forgot to watch out for the low-hanging fruit."

"My God!....Will this presentation never end?"

'This is the part of the rat race that I don't challenge.'

"We were told we could find the Wells Fargo records here."

"Tell me about the sunshine, George."