Bureaucratic Maze Runner T-Shirts

"You want to complain about bureaucracy? Well..."

'I want to claim for black marker pens.'

Stress Busters - Doodle Maze - Leopards

"GPS? In my day, a newcomer learned to find his cubicle by memory."

Disinformation booth.

'Care to join in some of my avoidance behaviour?'

Miami Mice

The Corporate Rat.

'Jones, somewhere out there, we've lost our common sense. I want you to go and bring it back.'

'I'd like to come home... if I could.'

"It looks like we've reached the end of reality..."

'Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.'

'Alright, just this once. One, two, three, four, five...'

"Hurry! If we can reach a maze, we'll be safe!"

Mall 'maze' directory bewilders shopper.

'Darling...I'm afraid the sofa salesmen got the better of me.'

"The thing about innovation, new ideas and change is that it needs to be carefully considered, vetted and fall within corporate governance before being implemented."

"Is it just me, or do these sculptural forms of light and shadow make you think about the ephemeral nature of life, the spirituality of the moment eclipsing our futile quest for cheese?"

'Why look dear, here's the exit already! And to think that gatekeeper fellow said no one's ever finished the maze.'

'I started at the bottom, running mazes in the lab.'

"We got this. I was born in a corn maze." CS629922

"You need to put on some weight if you want to keep your job!"

A minotaur in a cubicle labyrinth

"You heard me, professor! Get in there!"

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Maze.

"I have a brief statement, a clarification, and two denials."

I told you we should have taken the other maze.

Mice in a lab maze painting their little walls as men paint the walls in a laboratory.

'If we get separated, meet me back here.'

Maze of legalities.

Mondays...

'Yes, I know you've been calling here for years trying to get a hold of Mr. Shelton, but he isn't in right now. . . he hasn't returned from his first-ever appraisal!'

Pick Your Own Neuroses

An obstacle course for musicians,