Bureaucratic Mastermind Pillows

'Every time I vote to subsidize an industry, that bum votes to regulate it!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Computer operator welding machine.

The United States' economy deflating.

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

'I think I found the problem.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

I don't like the looks of this.

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"Now, where was I? Oh yeah - interest rates..."