Business Mastermind Pillows

Lemonade and Free Credit Report Stand

A fool and his money is soon someone's business partner

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

MEDICAL SCHOOL, 'I didn't know you COULD specialize in insurance.'

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

'Oh, believe me -- you don't want to hear it in layman's terms!'

"I believe we have a quorum for the meeting."

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

"Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

What can I play?

Dept. of the Treasury

"Not the most impressive strategic plan I've ever seen."

'With 5% spent on talent, 5% on production, and 90% on marketing...I smell WINNER!'

The United States' economy deflating.

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'Our problem is, we do more blamestorming than brainstorming.'

"Today's top priority is prioritizing our priorities."

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"We're targeting a specific demographic: the utterly clueless."

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

"I don't just want you to give me a raise, I want you to WANT to give me a raise."

I don't like the looks of this.

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

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