Bureaucratic Mastermind Mugs

'Every time I vote to subsidize an industry, that bum votes to regulate it!'

Phrenology bust with sections for different currencies.

The Businessmen Have to Make Decisions from Many Options

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"My hackers just collapsed your country's economy."

'I was in a camouflage unit, so this one is for Hide and Seek.'

Small child building a large contraption from junk

'And finally, there is the universal solution.'

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

"I think you might need to start again."

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

"The team needs LEADERSHIP, anyone have a view on that?"

wealth investment

What can I play?

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Dept. of the Treasury

Computer operator welding machine.

The United States' economy deflating.

Carlo Ancelotti

"This is super. I asked for super-duper."

"I think I've finally figured out who's on first."

Implement operation 'KILL ALL PLUMBERS'!

'I think I found the problem.'

'Are you good with decimals? Our certificate of deposit is currently paying 0.025%.'

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Jurgen Klopp Caricature

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

I don't like the looks of this.

"O.K., Saddam, we want a full and accurate accounting of what you've got - or else?"

"Whoops! There go those darned interest rates again!"

'Done! We're now on Santa's 'nice' list.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

Eager to pull a prank on his chiropractor, Dennis taped a bag of potato chips to the small of his back.