Bureaucracy Humor Mugs

'Oh yes, you need specific credentials to be a town planner.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'Confound it, Osgood -- Where's your necktie?'

Slow food organization office.

Bureaucratic castle

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Quality Control

Government Offices / In tray, No Exit tray.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"You're allowed to think outside the box, as long as you stay inside the margins."

"'COST: shedloads, COMPLETION DATE: God knows.' Perhaps you'd care to flesh out some details for us."

'Welcome! Highly placed, unidentified administration spokespersons convention.'

"Whether we refer to them as lakes or ponds, it's mere semantics."

Wolf Reintroduction.

"You have a valid social security number, a photo ID, and a credit score. As far as I'm concerned, you exist."

"I'll need to see your responsible service of alcohol certificate."

"You're a bureaucrat, Ed. What do you mean you hate paperwork?"

Industrial Injuries Benefit.

Excessive Paperwork

God's Office.

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

'We're downsizing the Pentagon into a triangle.'

"To give him credit...normally I think these staff 'consultations' are a complete waste of time...but he's been in his office all morning working on our ideas."

Department of Infrastructure

Department of Sanitation: In Bin and Out Bin.

'I'm pleased to announce the newly-created 'Office of Homepage Security' - to protect against computer hackers.'

'Miss Carruthers, check and see if we have an extradition treaty with Disneyland.'

Before we can rescue you...you need a safety check.

"For our market research, each package needs to be individually marked off and put over there."

Insufficient Postage

Congratulations on winning the Inland Revenue Fiction Award.

'I'm sorry, sir, this is the department of Immediate Dissatisfaction. Your appointment is with the Bureau of Eternal Frustration.'

'Of course you don't remember agreeing to see me regarding my time machine. You made the appointment next week.'

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?