Bunsen Burner Buff Pillows

"Oh, and Dr. Kelb, before you go, please turn out the bunsen burners."

Pirate

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

Better Not Squash.

French horn.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

I love Science.

Appointments and Disappointments

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

Down on Her.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'We've found the problem...'

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

"This is a blind audition, right?"

Arturo Sandoval

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

'So much for our raw food diet.'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

Internal Combustion.

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

A cocktail in a tuba

'Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your t-bone steaks to your dogs so they wouldn't attack me. . . um. . . that'll be $49.71 please. . .'

Snail with Trumpet Shell Leaves A Music shop