Bunsen Burner Buff Pillows

"Oh, and Dr. Kelb, before you go, please turn out the bunsen burners."

Pirate

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Man cooking a single sausage on a very large barbeque.

"I don't have the lip for saxaphone."

Better Not Squash.

"This chicken wasn't cooked - it committed suttee!"

'Mum...Dad's barbecued his face again.'

French horn.

"We get all our meat from a man dressed like a butcher."

I love Science.

Appointments and Disappointments

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"I've got a bad feeling about this."

Down on Her.

'It's funny - I'm a Bourbon, but I've always preferred Scotch.'

'We've found the problem...'

'Decision time. Which bridge to cross and which to burn.'

"My client alleges attempted hit, run and bbq."

"Put him back and go and make your own guy!"

Arturo Sandoval

"This is a blind audition, right?"

'So much for our raw food diet.'

"I never think about cholesterol when I'm on vacation."

An Autobahn in the form of a farm barn.

'Welcome aboard Todd. Let me introduce you to the rest of the crew.'

A cocktail in a tuba

'Oh hell, there's a jam ahead!'

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

Internal Combustion.

'Did you see a ball come this way?'

...and I see the catering is sorted.

'And this one here's just a piece of bacon from breakfast.'

'Sorry, sir, but I had to throw all your t-bone steaks to your dogs so they wouldn't attack me. . . um. . . that'll be $49.71 please. . .'