Bungling Conjurer Enthusiast Gifts

"The card you are thinking of is... the fifth of Jacks!"

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

"How do you do it, hon? Marriage, kids, civic responsibilities, managing a multi-million dollar business and still finding time to do an 18-month stretch for securities fraud?"

Late BroomStick

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

A woman drawing birds makes them fly around the room.

"So start throwing together about 10 novels a week and bring them in on Wednesdays."

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Juggler and Illusionist

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

"Can you rewrite this in 3-D?"

'...And this one comes with a magnifying glass so she can show it off to her friends.'

"For my next trick, I shall turn four consecutive quarters of losses into a positive outlook going forward."

'You can fill your teddy bear with stuffing or with a demonic spirit summoned from the nether regions.'

Circus

"I see you haven't forgotten how to play with your balls, honey." "Thanks."

'I've forgotten the author and title - do you read minds?'

"Jewelry store, visit our ATM."

'I will never cease to be amazed at how deftly she balances the demands of career and family.'

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

I think I have a gilt complex.

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

I Heart Juggling

Bear Juggling Penguins.

'Still having trouble finding day care?'

"I've just discovered this brilliant new ingredients."

'..and one for the pot.'

'Nice bling!'

The Blings - collectors of jewelry.

"I just completely disagree with what you just said about America lacking focus."

"I think we're losing 'em."

"Take a letter, any letter"

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

balanced life