Bungee Jumping Fan Pillows

'It was a bungee cord accident and I'm having trouble bouncing back.'

"You need to shorten the rope by...how tall did you say your husband is?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

Tree house.

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Trojan Hurdler.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Automatic swing machine

EU

"Bip."

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Running out of Gas.

public toilet in the woods

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Football party

Boris Johnson vs Corona

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

Antibiotics versus probiotics: A battle of wills.

'We've engineered this cow to produce 30% more milk ... and look at her work that speed bag!'

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"