Bungee Jumping Fan Pillows

Ok, I'm back. Sorry about the screaming.

'It was a bungee cord accident and I'm having trouble bouncing back.'

"You need to shorten the rope by...how tall did you say your husband is?"

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Tree house.

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

"Can you juggle a household, three kids, and a career?"

Trojan Hurdler.

"Dare I ask for mustard?"

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'HEY! Shouldn't that be a reef-knot?!'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Gadzook used armour. Only one careful owner.

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'Just remember, he's bigger, but you're funnier. As soon as he starts laughing, you've got him!'

'No it's not him...mine's an Alsatian!'

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

"Now, now, relax. All you're gonna feel is a quick jab."

Automatic swing machine

EU

"Bip."

People chasing a street performer to give money.

"What kind of aggressive therapy?"

'Our Anesthesiologist resigned recently.'

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

Running out of Gas.

Centaur: 'Oh BROTHER, there goes XENOS again! Always having to be the Centaur of attention!'

A boxing match between Apple Brown Betty and Apple Pan Dowdy

Boris Johnson vs Corona

Football party

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

"A Ph.D. in particle physics, experience in aerospace and rocketry...of course I can juggle."

Travelling jesters. No fools left aboard overnight.