Bumblebee Buddy Pillows

'I hear he's lobbying for tax laws that will let him declare us his dependents.'

Bees

Butterflies

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Labor Day Flowers

Greenfingers.

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Insect extinction

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

"You dropped yer wallet."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"Will I lose my hare?"

'You reek of crackers.'

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"I like keeping bees, but it's so hard keeping all their names straight."

"Will you call me?"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

'Where are you going?'

'I know that's what your father calls it, Sweetheart...but a nicer word for it is fertilizer!'

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Unwelcome guests can be caught and thrown out...there is no need to kill them.

'Are carrots good for your eyes? Have you ever seen a rabbit with glasses?'

'How come the rabbit didn't have good luck with the foot?'

Perfect Match

"Boy I love this garden, there are flowers everywhere: Not only is the lady a keen gardener, but she is retired now..."

I was coughing, Frank - I didn't need the Heimlich.

Meet the Beetles....

"Nobody loves me." "Yeah, nobody listens to me. Not even my wife." "My kids don't respect me."