Bullish Dreamer T-Shirts

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What else is there to wish for?

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"See what you get for thinking outside the fishbowl!"

"Where am I going to college? I thought this was college."

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"One day she'll be a wonderful architect."

"Have a career, and then if you want to try acting, you'll have my blessing."

"Why be a princess...when I can be a queen?"

Inbox and Outbox

"It's lonely at the top...But it beats being depressed at the bottom."

'Sleep tight - don't let the bedbugs bite!'

Join the protest march, I'm lonely.

Monster under the bed.

"...and would you like to enroll her in pre-pre-pre-med or pre-pre-law?"

"If you work hard enough, and find the right reality show, you can grow up to be anything you want."

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Girl trying to be a woman

'When I grow up, I want to destroy Tokyo!'

"Baseball is boring."

Don't have nightmares!

Man with a Plan

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

The Fountain of Youth.

New Year Revolution

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

Trilby - 'May heaven go with her!'