Bullish Advisor Pillows

'You've come a long way with your anger this year. In fact, I feel that you are ready to meet a special friend of mine...'

"DeepSeek" "Stargate"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

The Contrarian funds

'The treasury decided to use bob geldof's speechwriter this year!'

Liquidity Lunch

'The Bear' pub, changed to 'The Bull.'

Credit Crunch: Breakfast for Losers.

I might have granted your loan request, if it wasn't written on a beer mat.

In a stock brokers, the lift buttons for up and down have bulls and bears on them.

'I'm sure it's some sort of publicity stunt to get the economy moving again.'

Ben Bernanke says no recession yet.

Bank of England Base Rates.

Euro crisis.

Monday is 'Casino Night'.

'I'm sorry, but without a significant deposit, we can't give you a mortgage.'

"Nothing puts me in the holiday spirit like a bailout."

No recession: 'It's the worst boom year we've had in years'

'I wish European economies were less shaky!'

How the mysterious global economy works: Somewhere in Singapore, a tiny butterfly flaps its wings, and within minutes, the repercussions are felt halfway around the world.

"Wall Street Journal"

Freddy Mac and Fannie Mae.

"It's Athens, sir. They're offering to prop up the pound."

"Remember, son, what doesn't kill you, makes you poorer."

'I think we've done enough to help the economy now.'

'My investment advice is to relax, stop and smell the roses, dig up the roses, bury a million dollars beneath the roses.'

California: The Beholden State.

Finally Debt Free

"£38,000 in consultancy fees and 'sell more stuff' is the best you can manage."

"I have half an hour if you want someone to get sucked into your drama."

Reference and Economic Reference.

'The good news is we stopped your bank account from hemorrhaging.'

'You have to spend money to make money, and Walter just HATES it.'

"Breaking even is the new 'in the black'."