Bullfighting Irony Pillows

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

"I keep seeing red flags."

Bull Treadmill

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

Bull with gun

Grow up Dudley!

"This time, she went too far."

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

Boxing Bull Fight

"The reason I dress like this is because I have to put up with so much bull on this job."

A matador faces off a tiny bull