Bullfighting Satirists Pillows

'Grievous bodily harm and the crowd is cheering! That's it, I'm calling my lawyer!'

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"Everything looks real good...except these long gaps in your work history every winter."

'What's this I hear about you going long?'

"You're afraid of what?"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

The annual running of the lawyers.

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

How much for the lamp post?

"I keep seeing red flags."

Bull Treadmill

Matador.

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Bull with gun

Heaven's Cattlegrid.

"No way I'm going to curtsy! This "King of the Jungle" business has really gone to your head, hasn't it?!"

Matador Taxidermy

Mr Seidenwood says we're still bullish'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Bench-clearing brawl!'

'Free gifts to every kid in the whole world? -- What are you running for?'

"Here come the suits."

'You just got an ole in one!'

Boxing Bull Fight

A matador faces off a tiny bull