Bullfighting Irony Gifts

Bull greets matador at gates of heaven.

Hello. I'm Ferdinand. I'll be monitoring the levels of bull at your table this evening. Menu. Menu.

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"You're afraid of what?"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Bull Treadmill

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

"I keep seeing red flags."

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Grow up Dudley!

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

Bull with gun

"This time, she went too far."

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

Matador Taxidermy

Boxing Bull Fight

A matador faces off a tiny bull

'Bench-clearing brawl!'