Bullfighting Buff Gifts

Bull Treadmill

"I hired a personal trainer."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

"You're afraid of what?"

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

Matador.

"I keep seeing red flags."

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

"This time, she went too far."

Bull with gun

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'Finder's, keepers.'

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

Grow up Dudley!

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

'Now where did I put that cape?'

Boxing Bull Fight

'Bench-clearing brawl!'

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'