Bullfighting Buff Mugs

Bull Treadmill

"I hired a personal trainer."

'Roy! For the last time, don't wave that red one in front of your Dad.'

"Sorry I locked us out of the ship but if waving this cloth we found makes you happy. . . I'll be happy to do it."

Raton the Bull (el toro asesino) - The killer bull.

"I didn't mean your day wasn't hard, too."

"You're afraid of what?"

'Mum, I'm in some kind of circular arena with a guy waving a red cloth at me: Any advice?'

The Animal Researcher Reports...'I've been watching this herd of cattle for seven years, and to be frank, I haven't seen them do anything yet!'

Matador Artificial Insemination.

"We had a huge fight on our first date, too."

"Definitely work-related."

'Doctor, I'm not sure I can trust you with my feelings.'

Matador.

"I keep seeing red flags."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"You had me at ole."

Cheap Dentistry

'Yeah, but did you hear the crowd roar when I hooked the cape out of your hands?'

'Finder's, keepers.'

Bull with gun

Grow up Dudley!

"Who are you looking at? Want to kick off, do you?"

'Well, if you can't stand confrontation, why on earth did you become a bullfighter?'

Bullfighting might be more widely accepted if it had a different name. They should call it "dodgebull"! (Published originally on April 27, 2015.)

'And to what do you attribute your bullishness?'

Sidney Franklin & Ernest Hemingway

'Hey, buddy, what are you looking at?'

"This time, she went too far."

Highland cow and Scottish bull fighter.

Cool bulls.

'Tragedy struck when Larry, the druggist, mistakenly filled the prescription with RED capsules.'

Matador Taxidermy

'Bench-clearing brawl!'

A matador faces off a tiny bull