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"Can you come back with that three year study summarised in six or less powerpoint bulletpoints?"

"Who wants to hear a funny story about the third quarter?"

Mr. Evers specifically asked for a plain coffee, not an espresso.

The latest craze in party games: needlepoint charades.

'Do you know what I miss? - Chalk talks!'

James's Mayfair Gym - Punting Machine.

The Lawman

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"Here's the weak point."

'What are the chances? I mean, all 10 players simultaneously dive for a loose ball and conk heads?'

'Don't mind him, he gets that way every Opening Day when I tell him he can't have a gun.'

Confident Business Team - We Know We Can

'Looks like that pheasant got into the sticker bushes.'

"Um, I think it's my job to make them dance."

"Today U.S. Defense Industry stocks rose on news Dick Cheney endorsed Donald Trump."

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'Nice presentation, but lighten up on the self-deprecating humor.'

Bullets Bulls in the form of Bullets

"You're lucky you don't get carved this time of year."

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Defensive EU

'We had a power surge, and the electronic scoreboard seems to have tapped into the CIA's computer.'

'These are great seats, Kenny'

U.S. Department of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms

"Looks like we've taken care of the enemy and pretty much everything else."

Guns n Ammo: Miss November.

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

"I have bad news, but it's in bullet points!"

The colonel's daughter, with a gun

"That's for our son. . . the one with a basketball scholarship!"

Pistols at dawn.

Horse's first introduction to native Americans.

A bird crash.

'I'm retiring to spend more time with my military assault weapons.'

'CSI: Basketball.'