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Bulldozer reshapes hill that produces echoes.

Photos of Queen Elizabeth II

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Safe harbour

"I'm afraid the jacuzzi is out of order madam"

A Cactus giving a Bulldozer driver a rude gesture as it is being knocked down for development

How You Know It's Spring...

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

'Could you guys do your bungee jumping somewhere else?'

When he runs out of beans, Lou discovers that civilization was not, after all, destroyed on January 1, 2001.

"Rocky lost his job to a self-driving bulldozer."

Leaf Blower.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

The fumble bee

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

'That sneeze bid in a used bull-dozer!'

"Well, that's the last of it, which means we just ate thirty years' worth of food in two weeks."

Good job we were still plugged in!

'I am preparing for 2013, and I suggest you do the same.'

"No, son, not a nuclear war. That's just the fact checker's heads exploding after Trump's State of the Union speech."

"O.K., doomer."

Spring road works/construction .

Best Snowblower Ever.

"I'll stick to my survivalist bunker."

"I've made more than 4000 bungy jumps without any physical damage to my body!"

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.

Poison Dart Training Camp.

Can you describe it?

'Sorry we're late, we had trouble finding you.'

'He took the first prize at the bird show, He ate the prize budgie,'

'I don't think there IS such a thing as low-fat whales.'

"The work of a lifetime, made of booger."